The Banjo Players Must Die
book, humor, funny, comedy, black, religion, religious, prophet, prophets, angel, angels, heaven, hell, purgatory, cairo, cult, ramses, banjo, god, idiot, idiots, cockup, cockups, acopalypse, apocalypse, nobemver, eschatology, eschatological, satire, blasphemy, boob, boobs, tit, tits, hamster, egypt, zamalek, fun, amusing, joke, novel, footnote, footnotes
A few centuries into the future, not much has changed about the basic characteristic of civilization, which is incompetence and boorishness. Wishing to end the world, the angels are left to their own devices by a God more concerned with new prototypes of bigger boobs for the next universe. Ramses, obsessed with hamster love, is selected to be the prophet of doom in a travesty of a selection process and leads humanity after much travail to Heaven. Which, as matters turn out, has been somewhat overrated. And the mysterious intergalactic race of banjo players flees on.
February 17, 2008
This is really something else
Footnote abuse, rampaging religious figures, abused hamsters, and banjo bashing.
I can't recommend this strongly enough.